Funniest Search Terms

I get to see the search terms that are used to get to my blog. How such search terms could possibly end up with a visit to my little part of the internet absolutely mystifies me…

2008-04-20: funny things turkeys say
2008-04-03: scoring hash in turkey
2008-03-27: pressure to bring up the perfect child
2008-03-17: cell numbers of canadian girls
2008-01-18: sexy disabled women pictures
2006-08-08: benevolent monopoly
2006-08-03: zoo which has a dingle
2006-07-28: how long will chloroform keep you sedate
2006-07-25: leotards with a canadian badge on them
2006-11-13: funny things about a turkey